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Meet Taylor Jane. She’s branding herself into a recognized
commodity, just like Martha Stewart…only without the
indictment and rapidly plummeting stocks…she really
needs a new role model. But Taylor Jane always looks on
the bright side, turning those uncontrollable sob sessions
in public washrooms into “quality time just for you”.
Join Taylor Jane at one of her many Trademarked Seminars:
Taylor Jane’s guide to dating…or,
how you too can become a single mom in three easy steps!
Taylor Jane’s guide to underemployment…or,
how to lose your job in thirty days, just because the
father of your child is a married co-worker!
Fun and informative! Taylor Jane will tailor her seminar
for your event…she’ll show you how to trim your
home for the holidays, or how to write a play, even though
the tears are always readily available…but that’s
just one of the convenient perks of being single and pregnant!
Taylor Jane’s Trademarked seminars are usually between
10-15 minutes, and are appreciated by anyone with an intelligent
and slightly black sense of humour.
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