Taylor Jane
2004
Eclectic Circus
Lula Lounge
Gladstone Hotel
Mamm-O-Rama
2003
Labbit Night, 401 Richmond St.
WRITTEN & PERFORMED BY
Victoria Goring
DIRECTED BY
John Gordon
Meet Taylor Jane. She’s branding herself into a recognized commodity, just like Martha Stewart…only without the indictment and rapidly plummeting stocks…she really needs a new role model. But Taylor Jane always looks on the bright side, turning those uncontrollable sob sessions in public washrooms into “quality time just for you”. Join Taylor Jane at one of her many Trademarked Seminars:
Taylor Jane’s guide to dating…or, how you too can become a single mom in three easy steps!
Taylor Jane’s guide to underemployment…or, how to lose your job in thirty days, just because the father of your child is a married co-worker!
Fun and informative! Taylor Jane will tailor her seminar for your event…she’ll show you how to trim your home for the holidays, or how to write a play, even though the tears are always readily available…but that’s just one of the convenient perks of being single and pregnant!
Taylor Jane’s Trademarked seminars are usually between 10-15 minutes, and are appreciated by anyone with an intelligent and slightly black sense of humour.
Eclectic Circus
Lula Lounge
Gladstone Hotel
Mamm-O-Rama
2003
Labbit Night, 401 Richmond St.
WRITTEN & PERFORMED BY
Victoria Goring
DIRECTED BY
John Gordon
Meet Taylor Jane. She’s branding herself into a recognized commodity, just like Martha Stewart…only without the indictment and rapidly plummeting stocks…she really needs a new role model. But Taylor Jane always looks on the bright side, turning those uncontrollable sob sessions in public washrooms into “quality time just for you”. Join Taylor Jane at one of her many Trademarked Seminars:
Taylor Jane’s guide to dating…or, how you too can become a single mom in three easy steps!
Taylor Jane’s guide to underemployment…or, how to lose your job in thirty days, just because the father of your child is a married co-worker!
Fun and informative! Taylor Jane will tailor her seminar for your event…she’ll show you how to trim your home for the holidays, or how to write a play, even though the tears are always readily available…but that’s just one of the convenient perks of being single and pregnant!
Taylor Jane’s Trademarked seminars are usually between 10-15 minutes, and are appreciated by anyone with an intelligent and slightly black sense of humour.
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